Our New Show Muppet Fan Inc.!

 So, Andrew and David here. Today, we're going to talk to you about a thing that's very important to us: Muppet Fan Inc.
 David: (reciting sammyclassicsonicfan)

 Would you just stop, David?
 David: (singing) Teacher, leave those kids alone!
 David, stop!
 David: Ok. Fine.
 Alright, so, today we're going to talk about Muppet Fan Inc. It's a YouTube series that we have made, and episode 1 just recently got posted. David, would you like to talk about what Muppet Fan Inc. is about?
 David: (singing) Shot through the heart
 No, seriously, just say what Muppet Fan Inc. is about.
 David: So, Muppet Fan Inc's about two people named Patrick and Ryan who start a new company called Muppet Fan Inc. Then, this guy named Jack comes and asks if they're hiring. Sadly, he gets the job.
 He doesn't know what he's in for!
 David: (singing) You've been thunderstruck!
 No, I told you, David, to just tell us what Muppet Fan Inc. is about. We just talked about the part where Jack gets the job.
 David: After a couple minutes with Jack at the office, Ryan gets fired. Now, Patrick's undergoing another two-man operation with Jack, who doesn't know what the heck he's doing. What I actually find pretty good that makes us look a little bit professional?
 What?
 David: When you swear at Jack, we got the timing of the "beep" sound effect just right.
 Okay, spoiler alert much. Now, I'm going to post the video right underneath this sentence.

So, there is the best video ever made.

David: You know those Russian hats that people wear?

You're pushing me, David. My mind is going to explode.

MY MIND IS FILLED WITH SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN, DAVID!

David: I need to fix my underwear.

GAHHHH!