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This is Andrew and David. We are not dead. Goodbye!

Our New Show Muppet Fan Inc.!

 So, Andrew and David here. Today, we're going to talk to you about a thing that's very important to us: Muppet Fan Inc.
 David: (reciting sammyclassicsonicfan)

 Would you just stop, David?
 David: (singing) Teacher, leave those kids alone!
 David, stop!
 David: Ok. Fine.
 Alright, so, today we're going to talk about Muppet Fan Inc. It's a YouTube series that we have made, and episode 1 just recently got posted. David, would you like to talk about what Muppet Fan Inc. is about?
 David: (singing) Shot through the heart
 No, seriously, just say what Muppet Fan Inc. is about.
 David: So, Muppet Fan Inc's about two people named Patrick and Ryan who start a new company called Muppet Fan Inc. Then, this guy named Jack comes and asks if they're hiring. Sadly, he gets the job.
 He doesn't know what he's in for!
 David: (singing) You've been thunderstruck!
 No, I told you, David, to just tell us what Muppet Fan Inc. is about. We just talked about the part where Jack gets the job.
 David: After a couple minutes with Jack at the office, Ryan gets fired. Now, Patrick's undergoing another two-man operation with Jack, who doesn't know what the heck he's doing. What I actually find pretty good that makes us look a little bit professional?
 What?
 David: When you swear at Jack, we got the timing of the "beep" sound effect just right.
 Okay, spoiler alert much. Now, I'm going to post the video right underneath this sentence.

So, there is the best video ever made.

David: You know those Russian hats that people wear?

You're pushing me, David. My mind is going to explode.

MY MIND IS FILLED WITH SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN, DAVID!

David: I need to fix my underwear.

GAHHHH!

Muppet Reviews: The STU part of Muppets Tonight!

 Hello, Muppet fans! Today, we will be doing something different: reviewing a very minor part of the very minor TV series, Muppets Tonight!
 David: We'll be reviewing the Stu part of Muppets Tonight!
 For all of you people who have no idea what in the world we are talking about, here is the video:

It's around 4 minutes and 18 seconds til 5 minutes and 18 seconds.
David: I like how there were a lot of people in it, but they all said their names once, except Stu said his name 5 times. " Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!"
Then, I liked the part where Kermit was like, " Stu, you've said your name 5 times!"
 David: " Oh! I have short term memory loss. Stu!"
 Also, I liked the part where the guest star was like, " I walk up and down my driveway with pretty clothes on!"
 David: Yeah, the part was hilarious.
 " What do you want to do when youre older?" " The same thing, but get paid millions of dollars for it!"
 David: Yeah, that's the most stupid idea I've ever heard.
 Don't crush her dreams, David!
 David: Yeah, well, I already have!
 I wish that Stu was used more often in Muppet productions.
 David: I know.
 I'm going to check if he was in any other Muppet things.
 David: He probably isn't.
 Yes, he was! He was in the end of the episode.

 It's like 6:24 til 6:54 for this. Stu is also in this.
 David: So, I think Cindy zapped Stu because Stu is one of the most annoying puppets on earth, but hes also very funny.
 Yeah. Same with me. It's so funny! He just like vanishes in thin air!
 David: It's just like, " Whoosh! He's gone!"
 Want to know what I don't get? How did Cindy get those superpowers?
 David: Probably, she walked up and down her street too much in her bare feet and made the heat go into her eyes.
 Heat into her eyes? Okay, then..
 David: That's it, all you worldwide Muppet fans! See you later! STU!
 Hope you enjoyed our reviews of the Stu parts of Muppets Tonight.
 David: STUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Muppet Reviews: The Cookie Thief

 On Monday, we were actually very surprised at how good The Cookie Thief is. It's very good. Very good. Extremely good. Fantastically, fantastic good. We expected it to be not so good, except believe me, it was. There's only a couple of main stars ( 2 of them were humans), except me ( Andrew) and David will be reviewing the special today. Now, to be honest, David, I thought this was very good.
 David: I thought the Cookie Thief was awesome, because I'm surprised that Prairie Dawn was in it because her puppeteer retired last year.
 Well, surprisingly, I thought it was somebody else performing Prairie Dawn, except it wasn't. They chose a recast for Prairie Dawn, though.
 David: So, the beginning where they were going into the museum was cool, and I thought it was funny where Cookie Monster tried to eat the cookie statue, and it was hilarious when Chris told Cookie Monster that he couldn't eat any of the cookie art, and Cookie said, " Okay!" then he walked over to a lady and said, " Okay! Me settle for cookie map!" then eats her map.
 Let's talk about the cast. I think they chose a pretty good cast.
 David: Me, too. I actually think there was a really good cast, and they made good jokes out of it, such as the Munch-a-Lisa and Leonardo da Crunchy.
 Yes, that was very funny. And, I thought it was cool that they took the 2 main Sesame Street Muppets ( Elmo and Cookie Monster) and teamed them with Prairie Dawn and Abby Cadabby, and chose Chris for the main human. I have no idea who that patrol officer was, either.
 David: Me, either.
 Want me to look it up on Google?
 David: Uh.. I would rather not have that because it would just be plain weird.
 Okay. I wish that Kermit was one of the people..
 David: Why would Kermit be in The Cookie Thief?
 He would be in it, because what if a news station came to the museum to talk about what's going on there? Kermit would be the news reporter.
 David: Why would Kermit be the news reporter?
 'CAUSE THATS WHAT HE DID IN SESAME STREET!!!
 David: But, then it would just seem like The Newsman from TMS.
 Um.. have you noticed that orange and green aren't the same color?
 David: Yeah, I realized that.
 Well, clearly, ya didn't! Let's talk more about the Cookie Thief. I liked the penguins, that randomly just started singing.
 David: We gotta catch that Cookie Monster, he's furry and blue. We gotta catch Cookie Monster if it's the last thing that we do!!!
 And, for some reason, I don't know why, except I really liked Abby Cadabby in there. She's not in too much of this season.
 David: Yes, unless on Sesame Street they show is Abby Cadabby's Flying Fairy School... Sesame Street is becoming too babyish..
 Sesame Street is becoming too babyish.
 David: Once they started showing it on Sprout, it started becoming babyish?
 No, it actually didn't.. For some reason, ever since Elmo came on, it started becoming educational.
 David: Elmo doesn't' know how to use grammar.
 Back to our topic. Did you know that this special was actually a remake of another Sesame Street special?
 David: What was it a remake of?
 It was a remake of this special in the 80's called Don't Eat the Pictures! I think it was filmed in a museum at New York City. Now, I liked all the little paintings and the stories behind them.
 David: Me, too.
 They were actually spoofing the real stories.
 David: Yeah. I have one question: Why does Grover call everyone babee?
 Uh.. I don't know, except I think it originated.. Frank Oz and Jim Henson were best friends, and I think it was one of their inside jokes. In most of the early things with Grover, he was teamed up with Kermit.
 David: So, that's how it started?
 Yeah, pretty much. What was your favorite part of it?
 David: My favorite part was when Cookie Monster was imagining the Cookie Eaters, and the Grover comes back with a bunch of waffles and the artist is like, " Assistant, those are not cookies! Those are waffles!" and then Grover goes, " What do you expect? This is Belgium! Waffles are everywhere!"
 This special had a very good storyline.
 David: HES FURRY AND BLUE!!!!!
 What was a bit frustrating about this special was that they kept accusing Cookie Monster for the crime.
 David: I don't understand how the guard didn't apologize to Cookie Monster, and only apologized to a penguin named Ethan!!!! ( burp)
 I'm going to say I liked how they used 3 Primary Colors.
 David: But, they used that after The Cookie Thief!!
 But, it's from like 3 years ago!!!!
 David: It was from 2011!!!! YOU WERE 11!!!
 Wait, wait, how did you get orange and green mixed up?
 David: I'M NOT AN IDIOT! THIS FRIENDSHIP IS THROUGH!

 8 seconds after.... David and Andrew are now friendssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 Hello! This is The Muppet Fan Teens. Let's get straight into what we are doing today. What are we doing today, David?
 David: We are going to review The 5th and 4th episodes of The Muppet Show.
 First, let's talk about the 4th episode with Ruth Buzzi. So, what did you think of it?
 David: I think it was a really good episode.
 Yeah, same with me. Mildred Huxtetter was good, like always.
 David: You should tell frogfan76 all about season 1 of The Muppet Show, because Mildred Huxtetter is featured a lot and frogfan76 enjoys Mildred a lot.
 Remember Ruth Buzzi with Sweetums?
 David: Yeah, that was hysterical! Andrew?
 What?
 David: Remember the wind-up Kermit Scooter gave Kermit?
 That part was really funny.
 David: Yeah.
 And, remember the part where Robot Kermit was introduced to Miss Piggy?
 David: ( laughs) Oh, yeah!
 Yeah, they all ended up fainting except for Robot Kermit.
 David: I don't understand.. Miss Piggy shouldn't faint.
 Well, sometimes people faint, including Miss Piggy.
 David: But, Miss Piggy's not the type to... POTATOES!
 Why are we even talking about Miss Piggy fainting?
 David: You were the one that brought It up!
 I have a question: What did you think of Ruth Buzzi?
 David: She was OK. The only part I really liked was when she hit Sweetums.
 For some reason, the early guest stars aren't very good, except for Joel Grey.
 David: Remember the part with the country band at the end? " You can't go swimming in a baseball field.."
 Yeah, that was funny. It was just a random country band.
 David: Yeah.
 Ready to go onto episode 5 with Rita Moreno as guest star?
 David: Yes, I am.
 Okay. This episode was the best, so far.
 David: Yes. It really was.
 The opening number was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Because Rita Moreno was kicking a weird-looking Muppet around.
 David: And throwing him. And almost destroying a whole restaurant!
 YEAH!
 David: She should've been given a tab for restaurant destruction.
 She should've.
 David: I don't think they would've let alchol on The Muppet Show.
 Well, they did have it on The Muppet Show, so bam!!!!!
 David: I gotta say Jim Henson should've been given a fine for that..
 I don't think he should've been given a fine..
 David: Alchol was illegal in the 60's!
 No, it wasn't!
 David: Well, I think he still should've gotten fined for it.
 What did you think of the number with Animal and Rita Moreno?
 David: I think that was really just hysterical.
 Did you know that the Rita Moreno episode of The Muppet Show won an Academy Award for Best Guest Star?
 David: It was a very good episode. It was hysterical. It was something! Something that should've been given a Academy Award.
 How do you think about the running gag of Fozzie answering the telephone?
 David: I liked the " Los Vegas" one. " Who was it?" " Los Vegas." Where did they do The Muppet Show?
 They did it in north of London. Jim Henson filmed things in California, New York, London, and Canada.
 David: Canada? ( laughs)
 I think that's offensive to our Canadian fans.
 David: ( laughs) Well, do you know what's offensive to Canadian fans? You don't see angry Canadians that much.
 So, I liked the Fozzie telephone thing where it was like " the water department."
 David: Oh, yeah!
 We thought that the " Los Vegas" one.. we thought that they were going to say the bank.
 David: Yeah. Imagine if Jim Henson was walking like," Well, Andrew and David, I put ' Los Vegas', not the bank!!!" That's like Jim Henson now.
 Jim Henson isn't alive!
 David: I know that!!! Jim Henson died because Miss Piggy fell on Kermit!
 That's not how he died.......................
 David: The puppets put pressure on Jim Henson, and Jim Henson fell and landed on the ground. There was a sharpy thingy there, and the sharpy thingy fell on his back. Everyone knows that!!!
 ........................................................................................................ So, what were your overall thoughts on this episode?
 David: Probably the phone bit.
 Aw, yeah. I loved that. That was probably the best moment we'll see in season 1.
 David: Yeah. Or, when Rita Moreno throws that big puppet around.
 Yeah, that was hilarious! Well, see you soon! That's it for today's blog! Bye, Muppet fans!

Muppet Show reviews: Episode 2 and 3

 Hello! This is The Muppet Fan Teens, reporting our very first post. My dad is The Muppet Fan, and I thought it would be interesting to have a blog with his approval. So, my name is Andrew and I'm 14 years old. Today, me and my friend David, who is 13, are going to talk about something. What are we going to talk about, David?
 David: We are going to review the 2nd and 3rd episodes of The Muppet Show/
 That's right! We just watched both of those episodes, and now we will review them. Okay, let's start off with episode 2.
 David: I think it was really good, except for the guest star. No offense to Connie Stevens.
 Yeah, I think Connie Stevens was trying too hard.
 David: I think that she didn't like The Muppets, but she's like, in love with Kermit, so..
 Well, I liked the short appearance by Ernie and Bert with Connie Stevens. That was the only part I liked of Connie Stevens.
 David: Yeah. Me, too.
 What was your favorite part of the episode?
 David: My favorite part is " At the Dance" where Animal goes, " 1-2-3 DIP!" then dips his dance down.
 Yeah, that was a good part. There was also a surprise appearance by Mildred Huxtetter in " At the Dance." I'm sure frogfan76 would like that.
 David: I'm sure he would like it, too.
 You know what I thought was weird? At the end of Connie Stevens' act, she punched the Mutations in the gut. What was that for?
 David: She didn't punch them, she elbowed them.
 Yeah, I guess that's true. Want to know another weird thing about Connie Stevens? She acted like she didn't like any of the Muppets, except for Kermit and Fozzie.
 David: I think the episode was really good.
 There's not really much to talk about this episode.
 David: There's a lot to talk about for the next episode with Joel Grey.
 She kept on talking about her teenage love, Connie Stevens.
 David: Yeah, her boyfriend's car was her actual love.
 Now, let's talk about the Joel Grey episode. I liked how Mildred Huxtetter was in this a lot.
 David: I liked that, and I think frogfan76 would've liked that.
 Yeah. Now, I liked that weird Turkey number.
 David: ( laughs) Yeah, the Turkey number was funny. TURKEYYYYYY... ( starts laughing, then stops) My head fell off.
 Don't worry: David's head did not fall off. I liked the Joel Grey Muppet Cabaret number.
 David: Yeah, me too. You couldn't even understand what he was saying most of the time.
 I liked the backstage part where Fozzie was annoying me.
 David: Oh, yeah. That part was HILARIOUS.
 Miss Piggy was really weird in both of the episodes.
 David: Yeah, her hair was straight.
 I thought that the razzle-dazzle number was great.
 David: Razzle.. oh, yeah. The razzle-dazzle number was hilarious. Oh, and remember the joke when Kermit said, " Fozzie, could you please stop?" to have Fozzie say, " Please... I have a wife and please take her away."
 Yeah, Fozzie's jokes were really improving in this episode.
 David: Remember the part with the troll guy? Where the guy keeps blowing up stuff?
 I love that part!
 David: It was weird!! I don't know.. it just felt like it was weird because he blew up Muppets.
 There was a really long theme song, for this episode.
 David: Yeah.
 Like, there was extra parts about the guest star.
 David: Oh, yeah.
 But, I liked this episode.
 David: Joel Grey has a wife, 2 children, 3 cats, 2 dogs, and a turtle. And, he was born in Ohio and moved to New York.
 Oh, that part was funny. " Geesh, what a dull guest." Heh heh. I think that Gonzo looks too sad in this episode.
 David: Yeah, he really does. I think he looks too much like ( shows us the scariest sad face ever)
 So, I liked this episode.
 David: Yeah.
 Want to end this review?
 David: Sure.
 See you tomorrow when we review episodes 4 and 5!